For the second time this summer, ESPN has basically stuck it to the tradition and grandeur of the Oklahoma Sooners. First, Norman wasn't listed among the 20 finalists for 'TitleTown USA.' I don't necessarily think that Norman is TitleTown, but when 9 other college sports towns are listed, I think Norman at least needs to be mentioned in their same collective breath. It wasn't just Norman that was shafted either; South Bend, IN was also left out. In particular, Gainesville, FL and Lawrence, KS are finalists. Louisville was listed, mainly for being the home of the Kentucky Derby (which isn't a sport) and Mohamed Ali, but their SportsCenter feature definitely showed as much of their Cardinals as it did either of the other two.
Several other towns were mentioned, as much for their past and dominating big time sports such as crew and swimming, Ann Arbor (Michigan), Columbus (THE Ohio State), Palo Alto (Stanford), and Knoxville (Tennessee) among them. Of those, Michigan most definitely is falling on its past in other sports. While their football team usually wins 9 games a year, they have one national title in the past half decade (which should really be more credited to Nebraska in 97), and their basketball team has been a joke since the Fab 5 (who didn't win anything, I remind you). I guess hockey is keeping them going... At least Columbus can claim Jack Nicklaus, and Knoxville can claim Pat Summitt and the Lady Vols, but that's about it really. But, I digress...
The newest shafting comes in ESPN's 'Coolest College Football Helmet' tournament, which pits the alleged 16 'best' helmets against each other in a contest in which fans vote on each match up. And, in fairness to the contest, I didn't see anything where it rated them in terms of tradition. Anyway, the first round match ups are as follows: (click on the name of each school to see a real picture of their helmet)
Paterno BracketGeorgia Bulldogs vs.
Miami Hurricanes (Georgia has already won round one)
Oregon Ducks (and I'm assuming they're only referring to the
green helmet) vs.
Texas A&M AggiesPenn State Nitany Lions vs.
Clemson TigersAlabama Crimson Tide vs.
Nevada WolfpackBowden Bracket:Michigan Wolverines vs.
Arizona State Sun DevilsTexas Longhorns vs.
Notre Dame Fighting IrishSouthern California Trojans vs.
South Florida BullsTHE Ohio State Buckeyes vs.
Florida State Seminoles (This is classic match up of helmets that get
less crappy as the
season goes on.
Ok, now on to my thoughts (you knew this was coming...). When I think about cool helmets, I'm a stickler for those that have always been cool. Some of these are really cool helmets that have stood the test of time (Michigan, Notre Dame). Penn State's helmets are gorgeous. Sure, they're plain white, but when paired with the simple nitany blue jerseys and plain white pants, they're perfect. Here's my team-by-team critique.
- Georgia - Would've been much cooler if they'd made their own G logo rather than copying one of the most legendary sports logos of all time, Green Bay Packers.
- Miami - One of the coolest since their inception in 1976. Respect the U!
- Oregon - I, for one, love their uniforms and they have cool helmets too, as long as they stick with green. However it should be noted that these helmets are just now entering their 10th year.
- Texas A&M - One of the first games I ever remember watching as a Texas A&M game just a few weeks after my brother was born, so I've always thought the big block T and small A M were cool. But if I were them, I'd ditch the A&M and just constantly go with a large T and refer to myself as 'Texas Aggies.' That would be the ultimate eff-you to the rest of the state.
- Penn State - The only time in their history to wear anything different was a 7 season span (68-74) where they added numbers on the side. Otherwise, these are awesome.
- Clemson - The first entry I really question. They're not really that neat, and do a
big bold orange and purple really go well together? They get bonus points for the
'running down the hill' intro, but that's about it.
- Alabama - The only year these haven't been used was 1969 when the Tide (like many other teams) dawned a '100' logo in honor of college football's centennial. Even the white helmets the team wore in the 50's are cool.
- Nevada - Props for going with the small WAC school, but these are just plain ugly. If you're inviting a BCS spoiler to this party, at least pick a team that has actually been a BCS spoiler (
Boise State or
Hawaii... even their
silver ones). They both have much cooler helmets and color schemes.
- Michigan - Probably the most iconic of helmet designs. Even their
imitators look pretty good.
- Arizona State - They make maroon and mustard look pretty cool. The colors have always been the same, and the Sparky logo has stuck since 1980.
- Notre Dame - The only other school to make a plain helmet look good for years and years. And years.
- Texas - The Longhorn logo is perhaps the
most arrogant logo on the planet. That's all I want to say.
- USC - They've used some variation of this helmet design since 1972, and they get bonus points for using the gray facemasks since 2001.
- South Florida - They get my vote for worst helmets on this list. Seriously, what makes them cool? They're the worst in their own conference!
- THE Ohio State - I really don't like them at all, but the Buckeye stickers are cool to an extent. A little overrated in my humblest of opinions.
- Florida State - Like their first round opponent, these look much better with the pride stickers attached, this time it's a tomahawk. Overall, though, I'd say these are cool but not among the best in college football.
If making this list were up to me (and it obviously wasn't), South Florida, Nevada, Florida State and maybe even THE Ohio State would've been left out. My rankings would've been as follows...
1) Michigan
2) Penn State
3) Notre Dame
4) Alabama
5) Texas A&M
6) Southern Cal
7)
Oklahoma8)
Nebraska9) Miami, FL
10)
Tennessee11) Texas
12) Boise State
13) Oregon
14) Arizona State
15) THE Ohio State
16)
FloridaSorry to sound like a Big 12 homer, but these four teams have all had cool lids for decades. Of the four schools and their respective current helmet designs, Nebraska was the last to adopt theirs... in 1970.
Anyway, thanks for reading a completely meaningless blog. I'll be back to post more meaninglessness about uniform related thoughts in due time. As always, if you're still reading this, you need a hobby.